It needs to be x-large and say the following:
I am due January 8
Yes, I have my hands full.
This is my fifith. Yes, that's right, my fifth. 1-2-3-4-5.
Yes, I will have my hands full.
Is this our last? Since it's completely your business you should know we're trying to catch up to Jon & Kate and the Duggars. We really want our own reality show.
Yes, we are brave and yes, we're very excited.
No, you may not touch my belly.
Yes, I'm sure it's not twins.
That's right, I still have a month and a half to go.
No, I don't have a name picked out yet.
That's a nice name, I'll have to keep that in mind.
Yes, the kids are really excited.
Yes, I do have my hands full.
That way, I don't have to say anything, I can just point to the shirt.
Except for today at church, someone said, "You look pregnant."
What am I supposed to say to that? It's like when you get your hair cut and someone says,
"you got your haircut."
or another favorite of mine is
"you look tired."
What do you say??
Can you tell I'm an ornery, cranky pregnant lady today? I know most people mean well and are just trying to make conversation, but it gets soooooo old.
What are your favorite things people say to you/have said to you when you're pregnant?
What else do I need on my shirt?